TTS #12: RAW (Rant Against WWE) Pt. 1: The Usos

Credit For This Idea Goes To:  Jordan Simon.

    It's been a couple of months since the Uso brothers went face on SmackDown, & after a couple of months of watching these guys unveil their AWESOME war dance routine & show off their GREAT in-ring chemistry/individual talent, it BEWILDERS me that the WWE doesn't mold these guys as their "Tag Team of The Future."

    For a minute, it actually seemed like this was the direction the company was going: they were fatured on SmackDown on a weekly basis, they were feuding with the former tag team champions New Nexus. All seem on the up & up for Jimmy & Jey. Then all of the sudden, they were gone. Vanished. No longer feuding. No longer featured on SmackDown. Which leaves me with the three letter acronym:

WTF!

    These guys have ALL the tools to be a FANTASTIC tag team in my eyes: they're young which can lead to a long future, they're talented which is the most important, they come from a wrestling bloodline so the tradition runs deep, & their chemistry & diversity is out of this world. What more does the WWE need?

    But what does the WWE do? Put ALLIANCES (not true tag teams) together in "Air Boom" & "Awesome Truth" & market them.

WHAT?

    You HAVE a legitimate tag team. You HAVE guys who work together like clockwork. You HAVE the future of tag team competition in your hands & you letting it slip through your fingers like beach sand.
    Plus, these guys can be marketed SO WELL! Imagine this:

-The Usos.
-At WrestleMania 28.
-The Crowd going WILD BANANAS!
-They stop at the top of the ramp. Pause. Smile. -Then they look back.
-Next thing you know, Tamina, followed by Rikishi, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, The Wild Samoans, & Rosy. -Then out come a traditional Samoan band.
-On the titantron they show Umaga RIP.
-The WHOLE family then does Haka together while the band plays.

THIS EQUALS THE MOST EPIC ENTRANCE IN WM HISTORY!

    Then after the Usos win the tag team titles for the FIRST TIME, they put on a 10 for 15-min, big family Samoan celebration. Instruments playing, fire breathers, ect. Just a crazy celebration.

What do you think people? Chime in on the comments.

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